Saturday, February 21, 2009
Interim Report - Synopsis
The report was pending for more than one year now. I have to pull up my socks; else I will surely find myself in a soup, answerable to a LOT of people.
So these are the findings of the study. A psychopath’s guidebook for understanding the psychopaths. (Please note that this is the Interim Report. The findings of the study and the conclusion will be provided in the Final Deliverable)
So these are the findings of the study. A psychopath’s guidebook for understanding the psychopaths. (Please note that this is the Interim Report. The findings of the study and the conclusion will be provided in the Final Deliverable)
Rambo - Light Another Day !!
And slowly he moves through the hall, almost blinded by the darkness around him.
Dyer Maker playing in the background. (Oh, did I tell ya that I love this song? It will go into my list of all time favorite romantic songs). Well, I shall provide you the lyrics of the same over here. (Click to follow link). Now I did sing “Believe in love” for a girl once over a call, and considering that it was crazy and funny at the same time, I have decided that some lucky lady (make it UNLUCKY - the one who shall commit the mistake of falling in love with me) will be at the receiving end of a scintillating dance performance and a splendid karaoke from “yours truly – signed Anant Puranik, over an awing sunset, some exotic Mexican red wine, and yes, a nice candle light dinner.
Candles??
Yes, and slowly he moved from wall to wall. He had to find the candles.
He remembered he had kept them in the shelf. He searched in vain only to find an ash tray, few pencils and pen, body deodorant, and a marker. The marker almost managed to fool him. His cry of joy faded even before the cry could reach his own ears. Damn!! Never ever clean your house. Especially if you are the kind of person who can spot a Zippo in a heap of clothes or find some or little joy in a mess of Blues, but cannot remember where your mobile or your wallet is when you finish cleaning your very own house.
So he put on his lacerated combat uniform, the night vision gog-gles that he recently bought from subhiksha, his leather boots from red tape that old pals in Delhi had gifted him for his birthday, and black mascara on his face, that would send chills down even Arnold's spine (courtesy – Roomie’s GF AKA Wife). The Rambo was ready. Another endeavor to defy the darkness – The mission was very important and highly classified.
“Like a Stone”
No, he was not “like a stone”. That was the new track playing now by Audioslave. Thought you people would be interested in the playlist too. And yes, I am not going to keep pasting the hyperlink for each song that I mention. Google it yourself!! Yes, it’s an awesome song. That much I can promise.
Beep!! Beep!!
“Be there in 15 minutes. And you better not get late”
Ok!! The message hit Rambo’s head as if he had woken up to find himself in the enemy territory, constantly getting bombarded and hit by enemy firing and shelling. Will Rambo live to see another day? Will he be lucky to enjoy a nice dinner?
And now it’s time for some commercials. :)
Shopkeeper: Oh ho Anant ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun si wine lena pasand karenge.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother wine which is not Sula)
Anant: Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at Sula)
Shopkeeper: Par aap to woh, purani mehengi wali wine.... (Stammering)
Anant: Leta tha, par jab baat dinner se aage hi na bade, to koi mehengi wali wine kyun le, ye(sula) na le!
Shopkeeper: Man gaye!!
Anant: Kise?
Shopkeeper: Aapki par ki nazar aur sula super, dono ko !!!
Song time:
Sasti sula super,
Sasti sula super,
Mehengi wali kick, sasti sula super se aaye,
Sasti sula super se paise bhi bach bach jaye
Sabki pasand sula super !!
And we are back!!
"sound playing in the background as wee have a flashback )Ab tak aapne dekha kaise hamara Rambo is khatarnak mission par bekhauf chala ja raha hai, ab aage :
And all of a sudden like a bolt of lightning, Our Rambo recollects that he had kept the candles near the shoe rack. End of story
Don’t you guys love happy endings? I do :)
Oh yes, by the way, ever heard of a “Candle Light Bath”? Well if you haven't, ask Rambo.
Make sure you tune in again, same day, same time to see how our Rambo travels to unknown territories for dinner. Till then, Keep smiling and Godspeed.
(Babe I’m Gonna leave ya by the greatest rock band of all times, Led Zeppelin is the next track if you are interested in knowing)
Dyer Maker playing in the background. (Oh, did I tell ya that I love this song? It will go into my list of all time favorite romantic songs). Well, I shall provide you the lyrics of the same over here. (Click to follow link). Now I did sing “Believe in love” for a girl once over a call, and considering that it was crazy and funny at the same time, I have decided that some lucky lady (make it UNLUCKY - the one who shall commit the mistake of falling in love with me) will be at the receiving end of a scintillating dance performance and a splendid karaoke from “yours truly – signed Anant Puranik, over an awing sunset, some exotic Mexican red wine, and yes, a nice candle light dinner.
Candles??
Yes, and slowly he moved from wall to wall. He had to find the candles.
He remembered he had kept them in the shelf. He searched in vain only to find an ash tray, few pencils and pen, body deodorant, and a marker. The marker almost managed to fool him. His cry of joy faded even before the cry could reach his own ears. Damn!! Never ever clean your house. Especially if you are the kind of person who can spot a Zippo in a heap of clothes or find some or little joy in a mess of Blues, but cannot remember where your mobile or your wallet is when you finish cleaning your very own house.
So he put on his lacerated combat uniform, the night vision gog-gles that he recently bought from subhiksha, his leather boots from red tape that old pals in Delhi had gifted him for his birthday, and black mascara on his face, that would send chills down even Arnold's spine (courtesy – Roomie’s GF AKA Wife). The Rambo was ready. Another endeavor to defy the darkness – The mission was very important and highly classified.
“Like a Stone”
No, he was not “like a stone”. That was the new track playing now by Audioslave. Thought you people would be interested in the playlist too. And yes, I am not going to keep pasting the hyperlink for each song that I mention. Google it yourself!! Yes, it’s an awesome song. That much I can promise.
Beep!! Beep!!
“Be there in 15 minutes. And you better not get late”
Ok!! The message hit Rambo’s head as if he had woken up to find himself in the enemy territory, constantly getting bombarded and hit by enemy firing and shelling. Will Rambo live to see another day? Will he be lucky to enjoy a nice dinner?
And now it’s time for some commercials. :)
Shopkeeper: Oh ho Anant ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun si wine lena pasand karenge.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother wine which is not Sula)
Anant: Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at Sula)
Shopkeeper: Par aap to woh, purani mehengi wali wine.... (Stammering)
Anant: Leta tha, par jab baat dinner se aage hi na bade, to koi mehengi wali wine kyun le, ye(sula) na le!
Shopkeeper: Man gaye!!
Anant: Kise?
Shopkeeper: Aapki par ki nazar aur sula super, dono ko !!!
Song time:
Sasti sula super,
Sasti sula super,
Mehengi wali kick, sasti sula super se aaye,
Sasti sula super se paise bhi bach bach jaye
Sabki pasand sula super !!
And we are back!!
"sound playing in the background as wee have a flashback )Ab tak aapne dekha kaise hamara Rambo is khatarnak mission par bekhauf chala ja raha hai, ab aage :
And all of a sudden like a bolt of lightning, Our Rambo recollects that he had kept the candles near the shoe rack. End of story
Don’t you guys love happy endings? I do :)
Oh yes, by the way, ever heard of a “Candle Light Bath”? Well if you haven't, ask Rambo.
Make sure you tune in again, same day, same time to see how our Rambo travels to unknown territories for dinner. Till then, Keep smiling and Godspeed.
(Babe I’m Gonna leave ya by the greatest rock band of all times, Led Zeppelin is the next track if you are interested in knowing)
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